You really *believe* that your group - conservatives - is genuinely oppressed, because your narratives get challenged in some sections of the mainstream media. Well, people 1) whose ancestors - not that long ago - were subject to genocide and slavery, and 2) who disproportionately represent the bloated prison population, 3) are routinely victimised by representatives of the state, *and* 4) whose issues of poverty, prison reform, etc. are hardly ever given a sympathetic and comprehensive hearing on the MSM, also genuinely believe that they're part of an oppressed group. In that simple conception of Marxism being touted by people who have never read a word of Marx, that makes you all "modern Marxists".